In a shocking turn of events, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump was reportedly involved in a fatal road accident just minutes after leaving a high-level meeting at the White House.
According to preliminary (fictional) reports from an unnamed Secret Service source, Trump’s motorcade was exiting Constitution Avenue at approximately 2:43 PM when a black SUV ran a red light and collided directly with the lead vehicle. The impact caused a chain reaction, flipping two vehicles and setting one ablaze.
Eyewitnesses described a “massive crash and thick black smoke” as emergency responders rushed to the scene. Video circulating on social media shows what appears to be the former president’s armored vehicle surrounded by ambulances, fire trucks, and a heavy police presence.
“It all happened so fast,” said (fictional) D.C. resident Marcus Glenn, who claimed he witnessed the incident. “I saw the vehicle flip, then I saw Secret Service agents break out the back window.”