Just when you think the internet can’t get any wilder, enter TikToker Kass Theaz from New Jersey, who claimed she sued her parents for being born without her consent—and “won” a monthly allowance because of it. Sound outrageous? That’s exactly the point.
Kass is a master of satire, cleverly poking fun at extreme takes on modern issues by acting them out with a totally straight face. Her viral videos are so convincing, some people think she’s for real.
“I Never Gave Permission to Be Born”
In her now-viral clip from 2023, Kass delivered a totally deadpan monologue:
“I was not aware that I was going to have to grow up and get a job and support myself… I did not consent to that.”
She added that parents should hire psychic mediums to contact their unborn children for permission before giving birth. Otherwise? “They might sue you,” she says, eyes wide with faux sincerity.
$5,000 a Month for “Involuntary Life Support”
Naturally, the internet exploded. In a follow-up video, Kass claimed that the court ruled in her favor, awarding her $5,000 a month from her parents to cover her “basic needs.”
“If I ever decide to work—which I won’t—it’s just extra spending money for me,” she quips. “They’re responsible for my life because they didn’t ask if I wanted it.”
While some viewers caught on to the sarcasm, others were completely stunned.
“Ethical Parenting” and Trans-Species Cats
Kass didn’t stop there. In another post, she said she has kids of her own, but she’s a responsible parent because she either adopted or wasn’t “responsible” for them being born.
Then came her most viral bit yet—her son identifying as a cat.
“I feel so much mom guilt,” she says solemnly. “I never took him seriously when he came out as trans-species. It took a lot to litter-box train him.”
She even pretended to lobby for a “trans-species child tax credit.” Pure comedy gold.
The Real Joke Is on Us
Despite the outlandishness, some media outlets and internet users took her claims literally, not realizing she’s intentionally trolling us all with spot-on delivery and perfectly exaggerated logic.
“I thought it was obvious that I was joking,” Kass told the New York Post. “It shows how little people research before reacting.”
With more than 8.6 million likes on her TikTok, Kass is clearly hitting a nerve—mostly a funny one.
Got a Sense of Humor? You’ll Love Her
Kass Theaz isn’t just a comedian—she’s a satirical genius. Her flawless deadpan delivery and commitment to character deserve an award (and maybe a warning label for the overly literal).
If you’re in need of a laugh—or just want to witness some of the most convincing satire online—check her out.
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